Anonymous: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SO ADORABLE HOW THE HELL COULD ANYONE CHEAT ON YOU, LOOK AT YOUR SCRUFF AND YOUR PERFECT EYEBROWS AND DAZZLING SMILE AND FUCKING ADORABLE EYE WRINKLES WHEN YOU FLASH YOUR DAZZLING SMILE LIKE WHO WOULD LET THAT GO
Damn, all caps! Haha. Thank you for describing me with such enthusiasm and detail. That was refreshing and it made me feel good. :)
But no thank you for that little reminder up there at the beginning. Urg.